The KOA man came up to me and asked me where we were heading to (this was in Dillon MT). I told him Crescent City, CA. And then Eugene, OR.

"You mean you came all of the way from Texas to Montana to go back down to California to go back up to Oregon??? Are any of you drunk?"

"Nope...My Dad is a chaplain, so that isn't a problem."

"Well....maybe he had to many sips of the ceremonial wine."

I almost slipped up and posted this before the poll was over. That would have ruined the whole point of the poll and destroyed the earth as we know it.